I Bite My Thumb At You Sir

normajeansbakery:

theoriginalpurpledogpalace:

normajeansbakery:

chebbienicole:

friedloki:

I took my rubber band out of my hair and it formed a perfect treble clef.

I cannot reblog this enough

Why is this still getting notes

because a treble clef is at the beginning of every bar so there must be notes to follow

Wowie that was a good one

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sprachtraeume:

spanishskulduggery:

langsandlit:

A poem written by @sprachtraeume​ and me.

Soggy Tomatoes (2016)

Floaty Floaty
Pizza waves
Splish splash
Water peperoni

Pomodori fradici (translation: 2016)

Galleggiando galleggiando
Sull’onde, una pizza
Spliscete e splascete
L’acqua e i peperoni

Tomates empapados (Spanish translation: 2016)

Flota flotando
Olas de pizza
Chof chof
Salchichón chapuzón

Feuchte Tomaten (German translation: 2016)

Schwimmi schwimmi

Pizza Wellen

Plitsch platsch

Wasser Salami

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fleamontpotter:

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thearcherballet:

fleamontpotter:

dumbledore for rio 2016

i’m sorry i’m reblogging again, but like where did dumbledore learn to swim like that? are we to assume that dumbledore lowkey swims in the lake at Hogwarts and outswims the Giant Squid or something? is that why he’s on speaking terms with the merpeople living in the lake? so they can let him practice his Michael Phelps-like perfect breaststroke? if so, there must be groups of students that secretly watch him, bc teens are weird. these are questions that will keep me up tonight, kayla.

are we to assume that dumbledore has a ripped swimmer’s bod under that fab clothing?
dumbledore disguised as a hogwarts student: i heard that dumbledore has an 8 pack. that dumbledore was shredded.

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midsummerdream:

from my moms old photos. glad to know people have been making the same jokes for decades

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rainnecassidy:

this remains one of my favorite posts of all time

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boredpanda:

Dogs Before And After Their Haircuts

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